Abe Froman - The Sausage KING of Chicago ([info]fuso13) wrote,
2003-05-19 10:52:00
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Starting the week off right

This week is already getting off to a bad start.

Earlier this morning I stopped into Patterson Perk for a small coffee. By the time I got to the Metro station I still had 3/4 of a cup left and decided to smuggle it in to drink on the train. Man, I can be a retarded son of a bitch sometimes. What kind of moron would walk down a flight of stairs with a steaming hot cup of coffee in a backpack? *sigh* ME.

Lets just say that by the time I took the third step, I had hot coffee in my fucking underwear.

I pulled an immediate U-turn and ran outside yelling "Fuck!" "FUUUUCK!" People were giving me double-takes as they walked by, probably wondering if they really saw a white kid with his hands down his pants wiping hot coffee off his balls with a black tee shirt.

Yeah. So after I threw what was left of my coffee over Baltimore St. I walked back into the station. I looked like I fell in a toilet with my fucking pants on. As I'm waiting to buy my ticket this lady walks right in front of the attendant (who let her go right on by) with something in her hand. That's right kids,

COFFEE


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[info]speedracr

May 19 2003, 10:28:30 UTC 9 years ago

I can just see you, shoveling brown liquid from your pants, screaming profanities at the top of your lungs... Now that, is a classic scene. Way to be ;)

[info]fuso13

May 19 2003, 11:05:55 UTC 9 years ago

Correction. You want to see me shoveling brown liquid from my pants.

[info]speedracr

May 19 2003, 11:16:58 UTC 9 years ago

Correction. Nearly everyone at the station saw you shoveling brown liquid from your pants.

[info]yeimi

May 19 2003, 10:49:44 UTC 9 years ago

...


...


Bahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[info]fuso13

May 19 2003, 11:08:11 UTC 9 years ago

So Jen. Did you think my post was funny? Tell me honestly.

[info]yeimi

May 19 2003, 11:11:17 UTC 9 years ago

No one can crack me up like you, hot pants ;)

[info]speedracr

May 19 2003, 11:21:14 UTC 9 years ago

haha

His middle name is now officially "Hot Pants."

[info]yeimi

May 19 2003, 11:22:15 UTC 9 years ago

My work here is done.

[info]speedracr

May 19 2003, 11:24:07 UTC 9 years ago

The pants referance brought to mind the Simpsons episode where Homer does the safety dance, singing "You can dance, You can dance, everybody look at your pants!"

[info]yeimi

May 19 2003, 11:26:41 UTC 9 years ago

A CLASSIC Simpsons line, I always sing that one to people. Craig "Hot Pants" Kistner is definitely going to be in line for the Homer Simpson Genius Award if he keeps up such brilliance.

Condensed soup, anyone?

[info]speedracr

May 19 2003, 11:49:44 UTC 9 years ago

There are very few phrases that spill forth from the "Mouth of Homer" that aren't classic.

"Shut up brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-Tip!" That remains one of my all time favorites ^_^

[info]yeimi

May 19 2003, 11:52:24 UTC 9 years ago

"Oh yeah? What are you gonna do, release the DOGS?! Or the BEES? Or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot BEES at you??!?!?!?!?!?"

[info]speedracr

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Anonymous

July 18 2003, 10:32:55 UTC 8 years ago

SAFETY DANCE EPISODE

CAN YOU GIVE ME ANY INFO ABOUT THE EPISODE WHERE HOMER DOES THIS DANCE?
"You can dance, you can dance, everyone look at your pants" I'm trying to figure out which one it's from, it's driving me INsane!

[info]speedracr

July 18 2003, 10:55:23 UTC 8 years ago

Re: SAFETY DANCE EPISODE

Offhand Im not really sure... You should check online, as Im sure there are tons of informative sites on The Simpsons that should be able to help out :)

[info]jace

May 19 2003, 14:48:41 UTC 9 years ago

Agreed. No one does it like he does.

[info]davecorun

May 19 2003, 10:59:40 UTC 9 years ago

Haha, thank you. ;)

[info]fuso13

May 19 2003, 11:08:41 UTC 9 years ago

Sure.

[info]hiroaphasia

May 19 2003, 11:00:45 UTC 9 years ago

um- i second yeimi. hilarity. redoubled.

love,

hiro

[info]fuso13

May 19 2003, 11:07:09 UTC 9 years ago

There is no spoon

Hilarity
Hilarity Redoubled
Hilarity Revolutions - Novemeber 2003

[info]hatefireboy

May 19 2003, 11:11:08 UTC 9 years ago

Dude... you're making this shit up.

PS: I got a barebones.

[info]yeimi

May 19 2003, 11:12:50 UTC 9 years ago

If it was anyone else I would have to agree with you.

[info]fuso13

May 19 2003, 11:14:09 UTC 9 years ago

I tell you what. I'm gonna keep what I have on today in a plastic bag until the next time I see you. Why? Because it's all BROWN. haha. We need to figure out when we can meet up for the computer thing.

[info]fuso13

May 19 2003, 11:24:07 UTC 9 years ago

I can't wait to go to work on your barebone

[info]ex_birdsatem150

May 20 2003, 10:39:32 UTC 9 years ago

Craig "hot crotch" Kistner

i swear, Craig, ONLY YOU. shit like that happens only to you.

but that's one of the reasons why you rule.
sorry to hear about the hot coffee incident, hope your "bathing suit area" is not badly burned. ha.

:)

[info]fuso13

May 20 2003, 14:50:47 UTC 9 years ago

Re: Craig "hot crotch" Kistner

It's all fine down there thank god. The pair of white boxer briefs I wore yesterday had to be decommissioned sadly. It looks like I took a big ol dumperooski in em.
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